I think the doggie name should be “watcher”

My adopted mother tries so hard I guess to understand me but she really messed up by sending me a freaking magnet sent to her by H$U$. It says I love my pet, do I throw up now or later? So watch out the veggie loving man is having his organization send us “I Love My Pet” magnets for your car.

I like the idea of calling the new mascot Fay/Faye.

I like “Honest” or maybe “Honest Org” like in Honest Abe.

Let’s call the watchdog Wayne.

We can’t call him Wayne, that would imply he’s a money-grubbing idiot out to take advantage of unsuspecting people that might have money to convince them to donate.

We can’t call him michael, vick, or anything derived from the dog-murderer and very bad man either.

he should be named something like “detective walker”.