Humane Bites #31: Ellen Degeneres Is Humorous (So We’re Told)

Clippings culled from all over the electronic news world. (E-mail submissions for tomorrow.)

• Ellen "Writes" a comic book, funds "Humane Society," could just be doing "penance" (air-quotes don't work online…)
  
• Our hero, Troy Hadrick, on HSUS: "Don’t tell me they’re not a 'vegan' organization"
• Read up on how HSUS is targeting your children
• Your Daily Shelter: Denver's Dumb Friends League (Donate. Volunteer. Adopt.)