Humane Bites #209: HSUS’s Animal Extinction Fund?

Daily clippings culled from all over the electronic news world. (E-mail submissions for next year.)

  • We really wish this brilliant parody had been our idea: "We'll turn those suckers into vegans yet."
  • Nebraska Farm Bureau to HSUS: "By no means do we support any kind of abuse to any animals, but there are animals for pets and animals for food production." 
  • The latest city to pay $25,000 for an HSUS animal-shelter report another city called "garbage" is … *spins wheel* … Carson City, Nevada 
  • Is the Bureau of Land Management working with HSUS on a horse contraceptive system?
  • Your Daily Shelter: suburban Cleveland's Parma Animal Shelter (Donate. Volunteer. Adopt.)